notreallyvriska: the-hungriest-games: This is why I still have faith in humanity.
Its not a party until someone cries about a boy not liking them
coldheartrichboy: mew2: imagine if animals could wave and say hello im so happy thinking about it
suspu: if you still say ‘it’s adam and eve, not adam and steve’ as an argument against gay marriage you need to adam and leave
My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.
quiet: quiet: 500 notes and ill tell my parents i got a girl pregnant tonight at dinner i’m grounded
vintageprincess48: fearless-flying: when you find a pen that glides across the page like its ink is the tears of Unicorns
turklet: when a character in a movie or book says the title in conversation
bigstupidbaby: personally i feel like romeo and juliet could of handled the situation better
sctot: i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow
chompyface: once in 4th grade a teacher wouldnt let this guy go to the toilet so he sat there and pissed his pants and i have never had more respect for someone in my life
mcl0vinit: as long as you love me we could be starving we could be homeless
When I'm wearing socks & step in something wet:
sodamnrelatable: NOOOOOO! I JUST PUT THESE ON!!!! More?
layla-miller: I REALLY HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE RUDE TO TEACHERS FOR NO REASON WOW!!!! A TEACHER WANTS ME TO PAY ATTENTION!!!! HOW CRUEL!!!!! WHOA!!!!!! A TEACHER WANTS ME TO BE IN UNIFORM!!!!!! WHAT A BITCH!!!!!!!! OH MAN!!!!!!!!!! A TEACHER WANTS ME TO PUT MY PHONE AWAY!!!!!!!! WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW SHE’S YELLING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK DID I EVER...
loliconprince: hot internet friends
what a wonderful winter we are having this spring
slapmytitties: talk to my left hand coz you aint right
cokeflow: when I was like 6 i was at church with my family and I asked my mom how much longer until it was over and she said 15 minutes so I counted to 60 fifteen times and it still wasn’t over and that’s why I don’t believe in god
shuckl: captaincum: i want sex now not until you’ve finished your broccoli
mirandaisnothere: jenniferlawrences: are we called fans because celebrities are hot
sluttyoliveoil: when your friends think they are joking around but it actually hurts your feelings
forbrightskies: If you ever feel like you’re a bad driver remember that in the entire state of Ohio in 1895 there were only two cars on the road and the drivers of those two cars crashed into each other
spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
Arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
Latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
oncelut: my neighbors are fighting and the mom just called her son an ungrateful little cocksucker and he said “that was oNE TIME” i woNDER IF HE Can HEAR M ELAUGHING
andrewhussiesbosom: amporacronus: andrewhussiesbosom: WAIT OKAY IS IT “EEEiTHER” OR “IIIIIIeITHER” could be either one
brainbowunicorn: lady-tromboss: imagine getting married after many months of planning, you’re standing at the altar with your significant other in a beautiful room filled with all of your friends and your family and every single person in that room over age 10 knows you’re getting laid tonight this was beautiful
sollux: people w cute bedrooms piss me off